Mothership • The Latest • Relationships • Wellness. While most of the parents you know (yourself included) are mired down in explosive diapers, babies who never sleep, and a Chicago Cubs level drought when it comes to sex, this clown seems to be doing everything BUT taking care of kids. Your Actual Parents. It kept me sane (I used to be a reporter so detailing breaking news is strangely comforting to me) and it kept friends and relatives abreast of what was happening. annoying parents. The Know-It-All/Unsolicited Advice Giver. 21 Annoying Facebook Status Updates That Need to STOP Last Updated: August 1, 2020 By: Patrick …because we’re all pretty much sick of Facebook and, well, you’re just making it worse by updating your status with these 21 gems. Sorry. But, hey our parents think since the Facebook is on our PC, our son/daughter must’ve meddled with it because let’s admit it we are all a bunch of creative and tech genius gurus. Truly, it is. Isn’t he almost a year? Your mom likes EVERYTHING you do and feels the need to comment on every single status update. Anything you or your kid can do, the One-Upper and his/her progeny can do better. I’m teetering on the edge of about four of those. There’s a name for this phenomenon, but you’ve probably never heard of it. stuff. THE CRAFTY PARENTS I understand you just wanted to celebrate your 1-year-old taking his first steps, but that’s just not how Facebook parenting rolls. 6. You want to contain your Facebook life, but they take each of your status updates involving the kids and tag Aunt Millie and Uncle Rob, who then want to know why you haven't accepted their friend requests. There’s always an alarmist in every group, but give overprotective parents individual media platforms and you have a recipe for disaster when it comes to spreading misinformation about parenting topics. Well, not you of course. Dear Christ let them be fake…. By Tinaanastasi. THE CRAFTY PARENTS I consider myself a success if I’ve … If your parents are constantly annoying you looking for information, you can avoid the most stressful part of the formula by letting them know ahead of time. 1. wikiHow Account. So, which annoying Facebook parents did I miss? Let’s check out some examples of how parents handle photos during the month-long back-to-school-fest on Facebook. Look, I get that becoming a parent is life-changing and you want to record and share your precious new addition with everyone. 1. You stared at that friend request for four entire days before you grudgingly accepted, all the while knowing full well the hell that would follow. The Crafty Parents. Because the Internet needs more cat pictures and food portraiture. Facebook. Everyone does. Bragging on Facebook – Annoying or Acceptable? DILLARDS. And the one really great thing about Facebook is it's a safe place to vent your frustration virtually, so you don't lob your kids over your neighbor's fence and run away. Google. I have used every bit of scientific methodology and cutting-edge research available to mankind (or simply looked in the mirror while also observing many of you) to put this list together. Well, it's time to call these perpetrators out by shining the spotlight of truth on them. Things can get ugly pretty quickly when discussing Politics or Sports but these parents just put their views out there in spite of the volatile nature of the subject matter. The Perfectionists. The dad is uber successful, routinely runs marathons for charity, was once used as a movie double for Brad Pitt, and had his personal friend Morgan Freeman narrate their DVD birth announcement. The TMI (Too Much Information) Parents. ©2020 Verizon Media. I'm a reasonable guy. You stared at that friend request for four entire days before you grudgingly accepted, all the while knowing full well the hell that would follow. Able to post pictures of anti-Common Core math problems in a single bound. Instead, he tries to fix everything by offering you advice you didn't ask for, don't want and probably already knew in the first place. There were the pictures of that kidless vacation to Cabo, the dinners at the fancy restaurants every weekend (who’s watching the kid?? If your parents are constantly annoying you looking for information, you can avoid the most stressful part of the formula by letting them know ahead of time. But then I jump on Facebook, look at what the Crafters have made their kids, and want to jump off a bridge. They're almost definitely fake. The Perfectionists. Nope. Annoying Things All Maltese Parents Do On Facebook. You can also follow The Daddy Files on Facebook. Apr 28, 2018 - Explore Abby's board "annoying parents" on Pinterest. Look, I get that becoming a parent is life-changing and you want to record and share your precious new addition with everyone. THE ONE-UPPER just kids who like to sometimes annoy there parents Part of HuffPost Parenting. just tell your friend's parents that it pisses you off and really irritating and annoying for you.That'll stop them from doing it. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. You may wonder whether your parents have gone crazy! YOUR ACTUAL PARENTS It's important that you listen openly to one another, and try to address the specific concerns your parents have with honest and respectful answers. Even your mom, at this point, probably doesn’t care that you just went out for coffee or took a sip of water, so posting your every move on Facebook isn’t only annoying … Suddenly I’m dealing with culinary savants who are making Yertle the Turtle out of broccoli and snap peas. Guess what, you’re supposed to! Mark my words, this will be the eventual downfall of Facebook! Leave your questions and comments below. But at a certain point it’s just too much. No parents on this list has ever done anything but the very best, all the time, always. Contributors control their own work and posted freely to our site. The only way to combat The Perfectionists is to take solace in the fact that they must be fake, since manufacturing happiness and the perfect image is easy to do on Facebook. FACEBOOK CAN STEAL YOUR PICTURES IF YOU DON'T POST THIS LEGAL COPYRIGHT! They're rich and they have a nice house with an eco-friendly luxury car parked in the garage. Your dad won’t stop sending you Farmville requests. It was just a talking cat. 3,173 talking about this. Learn how your comment data is processed. I'm totally talking about that annoying friend you have. Except the Know-It-All won't let you vent. I think that ‘humble braggers’ are an interesting breed as in a lot of ways they seem to just pretend to be humble or just try to subtly dress up fairly unabashed bragging. My name is Aaron, and I share. See more ideas about relatable, annoying parents, relatable post. This post was published on the now-closed HuffPost Contributor platform. I almost named this one the Hipster Parent, because it seems there's always one parent on your friend list who think s/he is too cool for the rat race that is parenthood. WARNING!!!!!!!! You are posting a picture of your kid at his worst, which gives him no dignity and will probably mortify him later in life? And some parents (myself definitely included) have a tendency to wallow in the negative and post update after update complaining about EVERYTHING kid-related. Yes. Derek is definitely one of those annoying parents on Facebook that feed their ideas, and grin stupidly when their kid parrots it back to them. Punch him right in the dickhole. Sunrises, sunsets, landscapes, pets or -- God forbid -- food. And God forbid your kid sees even one picture of this artistic wizardry, and then it’s “WHY DON’T YOU MAKE MY LUNCH LIKE THAT? Screw this jackass. Yeah…that’s the ticket. LadyAce: Eh, I can’t get onboard with that. Unfortunately, social media — and Facebook especially — serves as a virtual bullhorn that broadcasts that obnoxiousness across the Internet and beams all the bullshit directly to your laptop, tablet, or phone. You creative bastards have ruined it for us commoners. Well, it looks like those very vocal parents on Facebook are annoying many of their friends on the social networking site. We start with an old fan non-favorite -- the mom or dad who posts WAY too many pictures of kids. So, let me get this right. I have used every bit of scientific methodology and cutting-edge research available to mankind (or simply looked in the mirror while also observing many of you) to put this list together. Totally true. wikiHow Account. 21 Annoying Facebook Status Updates That Need to STOP Last Updated: August 1, 2020 By: Patrick …because we’re all pretty much sick of Facebook and, well, you’re just making it worse by updating your status with these 21 gems. After all, he’s SO stressed helping his kid choose between Yale, Princeton, and Stanford (with Harvard as the safety school, naturally). My daughter walked at 8.5 months, but I guess all kids are different.” Because parenting on Facebook means never feeling like you’re doing a good enough job, and everyone else is doing it better. Seriously, who does this?? I’m hurt. They act like the kid really understands enough about the world to have these ideas on their own? If your parents disapprove of your partner, you and your parents probably both have a lot to say to one another. But at some point you've gotta say enough with the "LOOK AT THE BABY LOOK AT THE BABY!" 16 They demand control over your electronics. (Mind you, both our parents came into their own and had time-intensive hobbies while raising us and we turned out just fine.). There are more positives than negatives when it comes to being a parent, and the years are too short to overlook the terrific things parenting brings with it by spending time dwelling on all the crap. There's a picture of the mom seconds after giving birth (naturally, of course, and at home) -- with no makeup -- looking like a supermodel. FACEBOOK CAN STEAL YOUR PICTURES IF YOU DON'T POST THIS LEGAL COPYRIGHT!" But there’s room for all kinds, and as I said, I’m guilty of the vast majority of these 11 types. All of this to say, if you have parents in your timeline you’re setting yourself up for one long, seemingly continuous stream of bodily updates complete with pictures of the first time Junior dropped a deuce in the potty. Fine, I overshare on a regular basis and may have written a post specifically about my wife’s cervix. When I was a child, no matter what happened good or bad, would my mom or grandma have taken a picture of it or told her gossip chain of friends and family about it? There are more positives than negatives when it comes to being a parent, and the years are too short to overlook the terrific things parenting brings with it by spending time dwelling on all the crap. Truly, it is. The Misinformer. On one hand, parenting is a goddamned grind and a half. Whether you’re dealing with your own parents, those of your significant other, or the parents of students in your classroom, it's important to find ways to manage your encounters with them. Sorry. My parents are so annoying. But the Humblebragger is a horse of a different, and far more obnoxious, color. There's a name for this phenomenon, but you've probably never heard of it. 7. Meanwhile, my dad posts every picture he HAS of me to Facebook with embarrassing captions, and despite the pervs who have --multiple times-- seen my photos, my dad still thinks his Facebook is safer than my instagram. Instead, he tries to fix everything by offering you advice you didn’t ask for, don’t want, and probably already knew in the first place. Actually just got into an arguement with one of these, shes the one who uses the phrase “As a parent! Being a mom is hard as hell. This was not a very subtle “Why Aaron Hates Me” post. 2. And some parents (myself definitely included) have a tendency to wallow in the negative and post update after update complaining about EVERYTHING kid-related. Yes, before any of you bring it up, let me be the first to admit I'm king of this group. Your email address will not be published. THE GRATUITOUS PICTURE POSTER See more ideas about relatable, annoying parents, relatable post. Sometimes parents are annoying and can be downright stress-inducing at times. Your dad won't stop sending you Farmville requests. They’re rich and they have a nice house with a an eco-friendly luxury car parked in the garage. There's always an alarmist in every group, but give overprotective parents individual media platforms and you have a recipe for disaster when it comes to spreading misinformation about parenting topics. The dad is uber successful, routinely runs marathons for charity, was once used as a movie double for Brad Pitt and had his personal friend Morgan Freeman narrate their DVD birth announcement. They think their baby looks so smart they have to tell everyone. You're cool. To some, he's the king of comedy, the prince of puns, the earl of irritation! Fine, I overshare on a regular basis and may have written a post specifically about my wife's cervix. There’s no way to compete with that kind of awesomeness! The good news is your parents have learned to work the computer. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. THE PERFECTIONISTS 2. Yes. THE MISINFORMER I loved reading this, especially as I could think of a few examples of several of the types of parents that you mentioned! Seriously, who does this?? And I’d want a picture of it just like my parents took a Polaroid of my broken wrist, just to record childhood. And God forbid your kid sees even one picture of this artistic wizardry, and then it's "WHY DON'T YOU MAKE MY LUNCH LIKE THAT?!" You might even be one. So, which annoying Facebook parents did I miss? THE TMI (TOO MUCH INFORMATION) PARENTS” the most disturbing. Isn't he almost a year? Things like “I honestly envy the parents with kids who aren’t in the Gifted & Talented Program. Facebook. 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